1 Sentence & 1 Stat to Describe Each NBA Team

Jan 14

The season is almost halfway done. Let's make our rounds.

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Mitchell Stauffer

Do the fucking Pistons stat!!!!!!!!!

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Or else what? You gonna spank me?

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Mitchell Stauffer

I’ll keep yer eyes open like in a clockwork orange and make you watch Saltburn on a loop

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