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I could teach you how to speak my language Rosetta Stone 🤭

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Super good smidoke... package uh duh swishers 😏

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No mention of Dark Horse wines. Got it. ✍️

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Wow felt like I was there myself. How do we feel about Reath ?

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I’m feeling GREAT. Genuinely think he should be considered for an All-Rookie team but I’m scared Ayton is gonna cut into his minutes hard even though the people want DUOP

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Absolutely stunning. On-the-ground reporting? In this economy?!

As an aside, one friendly counterpoint to your DeAndre Ayton argument: staff members *drove to* his house to help him out, before deciding they couldn’t...could he have not, like, drove back with them? I’m coping because he’s on my fantasy team please help

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Ok I thought about that too and my theory is that they drove CLOSE to his house (potentially at the bottom of his street) and he genuinely couldn’t leave his house safely...

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I mean I’m not one to speak for another man, but I would’ve preferred him to crawl around like Solid Snake as he made his way down the street before jumping into the car like my Australian shepherd does in slippery desperation

But I suppose it’s not about me

Maybe it should be

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What Does Deandre Ayton Refusing to Snake Crawl Down His Driveway Say About His Drive To Win?

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Because if they were at his door like “Deandre let’s go” and he just said “no” then well... that’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened

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He was not prepared to come out of Hibernayton

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*couldn’t help him out (that’s what I meant lol)

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